Annie - when I was in high school I wrote a brilliant piece of software where I invented a new way of using arrays to replace random number generators. Back then if you checked your disk drive to see what was on it, it loaded the results into RAM and replaced whatever else was there, so you had to remember to hit save before you checked the drive for what was on it. You can guess what happened next. I never got it back and couldn't figure it out again, probably because I was so angry I gave up.

The Kafkaesque rhyme is brilliant. I can of course work out the rest of the piece from that one segment, and it was also brilliant. The UK and its postal service should be quaking in their iambic pentameters.

And this post about that post... brilliant.